Well after working for the badgers for nearly all my life. I was captured by the Barrington road crew.

Taking me down was no easy task believe me!! They had to call in Steve Irwin and he wrestled me to the ground and wrapped me up in a tarp ("so I didn't get stressed") and dived on me, however whilst he was doing this he failed to notice the large gathering of squirrel bodyguards that proceded to acorn him to death. By the time the vermin had un-tarped me I had suffocated so they just left me there for me to be taken and stuffed. Now the Barrington road crew have all the local wildlife fooled into obeying me (theres nothing like seeing a platoon of goose stepping squirrels, apparently)

Likes

• Ducks

Dislikes

• Other Badgers